Which Artist Would You Invite To Thanksgiving Dinner?

We've all heard the cliches about Thanksgiving dinner at this point -- yes, talking about politics with your racist uncle is hard, and trying to relate to your fourth half cousin that you never see is even harder! But imagine if we lived in a world where, on this one day of the year, we could invite whoever we wanted to the table? Well... Within reason. They have to be alive. Let's try to be realistic here -- Ella Fitzgerald won't ever make it to the table, but Justin Bieber? Never say never!

Surely there are artists you follow that you would love to have a conversation with. Now's your chance. Each member of Baeble's Staff got to thinking and chose one artist they'd love to share a turkey leg with.

Johnny Marr

If you had asked me a week ago I would have said Morrissey so I could be cruel and serve him an all-meat meal, but after his comments the other day, he's cancelled to me forever. So probably Johnny Marr, just to rub it in Morrissey's face and also because he's still rock n' roll. – Chris Deverell

Liam and Noel Gallagher

Oasis reunion! Of course it would be a mess…food would go flying. Plus, there is a good Thanksgiving tie-in going right now. Liam's keen on calling Noel a potato these days, for some reason. He even recently put a call out on Twitter for someone to peel potatoes on stage during a recent gig. One fan cut up some spuds in the audience. So he'll make the mashed potatoes.

This was also a jab at Noel enlisting someone to play the scissors during his set on Jools Holland. So maybe Noel could provide a little arts and crafts for some Thanksgiving decorations. – David Pitz

Im looking for somebody to peel some spuds live on stage tnight at this gig in Bethnal Green must have own peeler as you were LG x

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 7, 2017

Lorde

Lorde would be the optimum Thanksgiving guest. Why, you ask? Because she's Lorde. We'd get trashed off pie and wine, and then bring her Onion Rings IG account back to life to drunk post more Onion Rings pictures. And I'd make her give me a personal concert in my living room so I could obnoxiously fangirl all over her. – Maddie Brown

*Onion rings around 3:30 mark*

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Hall & Oates

Obviously. But I would disinvite Daryl the morning of, due to a shortage of seats. Sorry for the inconvenience, we only have room for Oates. – Chris Schulz

Tove Lo

Remember the scene in the "Disco Tits" music video, when Tove Lo is at a diner with her muppet boyfriend and she gets mad at him for wanting barbeque sauce with his fries? Yeah, who the hell dips their fries in barbeque sauce? Mayonnaise all the way, and I'm sure my girl Tove knows that, making her the ultimate dinner buddy.

I also just really want to watch her explain the meaning of "Lady Wood" to my grandma. – Kirsten Spruch

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Hozier

He goes by Hozier, but I'm sure he'd insist I'd call him, Andrew. Other than the simple fact that the man is tall, he is Irish, he has long hair, and he is worth millions of dollars, I think that Andrew and I would really get along (hit it off, even?) over stuffing and over-poured glasses of red wine.

If you've spent any amount of time on his fan's YouTube accounts watching pirated interviews, you'd know that he's also got a quick wit and a humble self-awareness. The lad is well-read and insightful, reciting Joyce and stumbling over his words as he tries to to keep up with and organize his thoughts. – Grace Eire

Miley Cyrus

I've loved Miley ever since her Disney Channel days. If you couldn't handle her during her Bangerz era, you definitely don't deserve her during her Younger Now era. And that's what Thanksgiving is all about, right? Being around family that you love and accept for who they are! It doesn't hurt that she's a vegan too, so we'd definitely stuff our faces with vegan stuffing. – India Allouche

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