"I bought it on ETSY as like a white elephant Santa gift, that at the end of the night just stayed at my house, no one took it," Macklemore explained, according to BuzzFeed. (In hindsight, we may have to amend our 3 rules for perfect pancakes to include "serve on top of a nude Justin Bieber.)
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The picture itself is a masterpiece, and honestly we're shocked that no one had the sense of humor to want it.
Newly released breakfast nude of Justin Bieber in Bora Bora #WhatDoYouPeen#pancakepic.twitter.com/bgEb8x2XQ5
— Dan Lacey (@PainterPancakes) October 8, 2015
But Macklemore said he found a very specific use for the painting, and it's become a big part of his life.
"It's part of my thing now," he said, grinning, "It goes right above my bed, and whenever I'm with my wife intimately I can always just stare if I want to control my orgasm—just slow it down." Genius.
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For guys who don't happen to have a full-length oil painting of a syrup-slathered Justin Bieber lying around, check out a sex therapist's tricks to warding off premature ejaculation. Heck, it's even been shown that video games can help you last longer, so maybe you don't need the Biebz and his penis pancake at all.
You can watch the whole portion of the interview (featuring a very amused T Pain!) below. It's worth it.
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