13 Celeb Breakup 'Would You Rather' Questions That Are Harder Than Lemonade Was on Jay-Z

1. Would you rather...

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It really happened: After her split from Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston famously told Vanity Fair that he was missing a sensitivity chip. Shortly after Jen announced her split from Justin Theroux, he was spotted out with 25-year-old Petra Collins.

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It really happened: While Bella Hadid and the Weeknd were dating, he told The New York Times that he didn't know if he was in love with her. About a month after they broke up in 2016, she had to share the runway with him at the Victoria's Secret Fashion show.

3. Would you rather...

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It really happened: Nicki Minaj's ex Safaree Samuels claimed that he ghostwrote The Pinkprint and threatened to sue her over it. When Meek Mill and Drake had their big beef in 2015, the near-universal consensus was that Meek, well, lost.

4. Would you rather...

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It really happened: Though at the time it was only speculation, Solange and Jay-Z's 2014 elevator fight caused a ton of rumors that Jay had cheated on Beyoncé. Later that year, reports circulated that Beyoncé was spending time at Gwyneth Paltrow's house, learning the ways of "conscious uncoupling."

5. Would you rather...

It really happened: Taylor Swift claimed that Joe Jonas dumped her in the course of a 27-second phone call. One of Taylor's other exes, John Mayer, infamously called Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm" in an interview with Playboy.

6. Would you rather...

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It really happened: Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson starred in the masterpiece Newlyweds. Later, John Mayer would tell Playboy that Jessica was his drug and/or weapon.

7. Would you rather...

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It really happened: The Weeknd recently claimed that he was going to be the one to give Selena Gomez a kidney. Justin Bieber wrote "Love Yourself" with Ed Sheeran after one of Jelena's many splits.

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It really happened: I mean, I think you know what the first one is about. The second is about that time Kim Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries for a cool 72 days and everybody accused her of doing the whole thing for publicity.

9. Would you rather...

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It really happened: Zayn's ex-fiancée Perrie Edwards claims that he broke up with her via text message. Before they broke up, Gigi Hadid and Zayn appeared together on a Vogue cover about "breaking gender rules" that garnered tons of criticism for being tone deaf.

10. Would you rather...

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It really happened: While presenting Rihanna with an award at the 2016 VMAs, Drake seemed to go in for a kiss and was rejected outright. In his song "Free Smoke," he raps about how his texts to J.Lo bounced back.

11. Would you rather...

It really happened: Justin Timberlake's song "Cry Me a River" is definitely about his relationship with Britney Spears, and the video featured an actress that looked a lot like her. Kevin Federline is, you know, Kevin Federline.

12. Would you rather...

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It really happened: Amber tweeted that comment about Kanye back in 2016. Kanye has been happily married to Kim since 2014, but there's been plenty of internet chatter about whether or not the Kardashians have ruined his art.

13. Would you rather...

It really happened: Laura Dern once said that she didn't know Billy Bob Thornton had dumped her till she found out he'd gotten married to Angelina Jolie. Angelina and Billy Bob then started wearing each other's blood around their necks.

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