Lucy Holden

Justin Bieber's next album is set to be inspired by his faithSPLASH NEWS

Christmas albums are so last year.
Thank God. They couldn't get any worse.

I know. It's all about the spiritual album now.
Oh dear. That does sound worse.

No, no. Haven't you heard? Redemption is bang on trend since Justin Bieber got baptised in the bathtub of an NBA player in 2015. His new album is coming out this year and it's set to be inspired by his new-found faith.
I thought he only believed in short skirts . . . But you're kidding about the baptism, right?

Of course not. They were supposed to use the swimming pool at his pentecostal church, Hillsong, but the paparazzi turned up so they had to resort to Tyson Chandler's bath. He's a friend of the pastor, Bieber's…