Selasa, 12 Desember 2017

Justin Bieber Still Sucks, But He's Trying to Prove Otherwise to Selena Gomez

In case you didn't know, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are a thing once again. But this time is different, they swear.

Here's what a source told People about Justin's transformation from Canadian douchebag to typical Canadian:

"Justin and Selena are great. They still spend a lot of time together, but are being low-key about it. They attend church service together, have dinner and just hang out. [Justin] is set on proving that he is a better boyfriend."

Maybe Justin is a better guy. After all, it's tough to top running over people in your truck and getting yourself banned in China. Finding Jesus will cure any man. So will the threat of losing Selena Gomez again.

But don't start making those "JELINA GOT MARRIED!" tweets just yet. Holidays have a way of ruining perfect relationships and this one might be a struggled for our famous pop stars.

"Justin's family always loved Selena, but Selena's family is still not happy about her seeing Justin," the source explains. "Selena doesn't bring Justin to any family events. Selena is spending Christmas with her family. As of now, Justin is not invited."

"Justin's family always loved Selena." The lyric, "My momma don't like you and she likes every one" from "Love Yourself" suggests otherwise. But I'm sure that song wasn't actually about Selena Gomez. It was probably about this mystery girl. Or Kourtney Kardashian.

Of course Selena's family doesn't like Bieber. He's still the same shithead who wanted nothing to do with a sick puppy.

According to the source, the two aren't even officially back together. Probably because Justin hasn't improved his sex game. But if Selena is showing up to Justin's charity hockey games, she must really love him. Why else would she attend an event where everyone acts like Bieber is great at hockey just to serve his own ego?

I wish these two nothing but happiness moving forward. And by happiness I mean, please breakup so Justin can do some more dumb shit that has everyone hating him again.

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