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Cover: The couple we never quite gave a cute name (Jesstin? Timbiel?) might be splitting up, because he went to Brazil (where he was booked to perform) rather than sit by her at the Emmys (where she was nominated for nothing). Gives a new twist to the lyric "When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio." Anyway, Justin Timberlake might be cutting his $150 million in half but it's not all bad news — a sidebar recounts his sterling taste in past lady pals (Kate Hudson, Olivia Munn) and I note that Scarlett Johansson, one of them, is now single too. Ain't love and/or inability to commit grand?
Visiting Windsor: OK! reports that Prince Harry has been staying at Meghan Markle's place in T.O. during the Invictus Games and he "loves the elegant yet bohemian spread." Dude sounds like a parasite to me. First he just wants a drawer for storing his regalia, next thing you know the footmen are hogging the shower.
IN TOUCH
Cover: The gossip here, ostensibly, is that Khloé Kardashian is pregnant by her Torontonian NBA fella Tristan Thompson. But In Touch doesn't seem to have any information on Khloé so it's all about Kylie's acknowledged pregnancy, which I suppose beats filling the pages what whatever the writer remembers of high-school biology ("the zygote produces a cluster of cells known as the morula").
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Messy business: A surprisingly meaty instalment of things-you-didn't-know with, of all people, the Shark Tank cast. And for once the good dish is from Canadians: Barbara Corcoran had to fight for her role, the show nearly broke up Mr. Wonderful's marriage and Robert Herjavec contemplated suicide in 2014. Now that your guard is down, try to sell them your electric-eyebrows idea and watch them rob you blind.
LIFE & STYLE
Cover: Prince William's kids as described are blissfully generic — George, 4, likes drawing and Charlotte, 2, likes Peppa Pig. Oh, and they both love Marmite, which ought to keep you from getting too attached.
Popping in: Justin Bieber enjoyed posing naked and fake-singing into a hairbrush "for a long time" in the men's locker room of an L.A. spa. This is why I don't take care of myself; it can get very disturbing.
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