A round up of the weirdest celeb conspiracy theories out there

You only have to have a flick through the daily entertainment news to know that the world of celebrity is a strange one.

But if you thought that keeping up with the Kardashians lead to some pretty weird stuff all by itself, then just wait until you dip your toes into celebrity conspiracy theories.

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It's where the most batshit crazy come together to speculate as to whether Justin Bieber is a lizard, whether Katy Perry was actually murdered, whether Lorde has a time machine… No seriously, we haven't made those up.

For the full story on all of THOSE masterpieces, and a whole lot more truly mind blowing thought processes from the most imaginative of minds, here's a round up of the weirdest celebrity conspiracy theories out there.

Taylor Swift is the high priestess of Satanism.

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You might think that Swifty is made of sugar, spice and everything nice - but according to the world wide web, it's all one big cover up for the fact that she's secretly a Satanic leader. Cool.

Due to their seriously uncanny likeness, it's long been speculated that Taylor is in fact Zeena LaVey in disguise - a former high priestess of the Church of Satan between 1985 and 1990. They reckon she used black magic to start a pop career, which sounds like a good plan to us.

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Katy Perry is a murdered beauty pageant queen.

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Things take a dark turn when it comes to this one, which sees some theorists claim that the death of famous murdered child beauty queen JonBenét Ramsey was actually a hoax.

And as if that wasn't messed up enough in itself, they also reckon that Katy Perry is the now grown-up, very much alive JonBenét under a new identity. Agh.

It's actually a very in-depth (but err... slightly tasteless) theory once you start to do the research, and uses everything from eyebrows to singing voice as cold, hard proof. It even argues that Patsy Ramsey - JonBenét's mother who died in 2006 - simply lost weight to become Katy's mother, while father John shaved his head to become KP's bald dad. Alrighty then.

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Keanu Reeves is immortal.

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Ever wandered through an art gallery and noticed that there's a lot of old gents in paintings who look a lot like Keanu Reeves? Nope, us either - but apparently a lot of people on the internet have.

Basically, according to old artwork, there's been a bunch of people throughout history who all look exactly like Keanu, and the theory surrounding the actor claims that he's actually immortal as a result.

Apparently, he's been living as the undead since around the year 748, and has popped up in time as a doctor, a painter, and even a French king. Also, he's donated a ton of money during his time in Hollywood, once saying: "Money is the last thing I think about. I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries." Veeeery suspicious.

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Justin Bieber is secretly a lizard.

Unfortunate news for Beliebers - according to the theory-obsessed corner of the internet, he's actually just one big giant lizard man leading a reptile army, while disguised as a world famous superstar multi millionaire bad boy popstar.

This one all kicked off after his arrest back in 2014, when some fans took note of Justin's super-speedy (and kind of lizard-esque) blink while he was being filmed in court. In some ways, it looked as though his eyes transformed from human to reptile. In other ways, it just looked like bad filming quality.

Beyonce was never pregnant with Blue Ivy.

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After the most fierce pregnancy announcement of all time for her and Jay Z's baby twins, this one kind of fizzled out into nothingness - but back when Beyonce was pregnant with Blue Ivy, conspiracy-lovers weren't so convinced.

This theory claims that Beyoncé was never physically pregnant herself with Blue Ivy, and instead used a surrogate while wearing a fake pregnancy belly the whole time. One TV appearance in particular helped give this cray-cray idea some traction, as her belly/clothing kind of deflated as she sat down.

Meh, the fact that she's now expecting twins and showing off a truly enormous bump kinda puts a middle finger up to this one.

Avril Lavigne died in 2003.

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Here's where things get really Complicated (wahey). Some intense investigations by a Brazillian Avril Lavigne fan site sparked worldwide confusion recently, after their theory quickly spread that the real Avril died shortly after the release of her Let Go album.

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They claim that she actually killed herself following the death of her grandfather, but was slyly replaced by a lookalike called Melissa so as not to lose out on any earnings from her huge popularity. Yeah, it's a pretty dark idea, but also kind of hilarious.

Nicholas Cage is in fact a vampire.

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If there's one thing celebrity conspiracy theorists love, it's an undead famous person - and maybe the most iconic of all the potential vampire A-Listers is Nicholas Cage. The theory around his immortality is so popular that he's even been asked about it in interviews.

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Similarly to Keanu Reeves and his historical dopplegangers, Nicholas has been accused of being a time traveller from the Civil War era. He's denied any truth in the matter (booooo), but if a time travelling vampire was gonna give himself away that easily, then he wouldn't be very good at his job.

Lorde is a middle aged woman in disguise.

Ever since Lorde burst onto the music scene a couple of years ago, critics have always said that she's talented WAY beyond her teens. She made her debut with 'Royals' at just 16 years old, but um... what if that is actually, technically true?

Conspiracy believers claim Lorde might actually be a whole lot older than any of us were suspecting, and insist that her (presumably jokey) interview answers are all the proof you could ever need.

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"Hi, I'm Ella," she said to Vanity Fair at a pre-Grammys party, "And I'm actually 45."

And what about that time she told Rookie Mag: "[The Virgin Suicides] really resonated with me as a teenager... I mean, I am still a teenager." UNDENIABLE PROOF.

Khloe isn't really a Kardashian.

Even if you've been keeping up with the Kardashians since day one, theorists reckon you might have blinked and missed a fairly vital moment for the family, as one popular conspiracy about Khloe claims that she's not technically a real Kardashian.

Koko, Robert Kardashan's youngest daughter, is rumoured to actually O.J.'s child, under the assumption that he and Kris Jenner had an affair. The Kardashian family have denied the whole thing of course, but the rumours continue thanks to OJ reportedly expressing a belief in the claim, and Khloe's own alleged request for paternity testing.

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Justin Timberlake is still in love with Britney Spears

Of all the celebrity conspiracy theories on this list, we ship this one the most. Despite the break up of pop's ultimate power couple happening nearly 15 years ago, some fans claim that JT is still very much in love with Britney.

It mainly all came from the above video clip, where the host mentions the word 'pinky'. Fans say that Justin looks depressed for a while straight afterwards before forcing himself to perk up. Pinky was the nickname that he gave to Britney when they were a couple, with Britney returning the favour by calling him 'Stinky'. Kinda want this to be true tbh.

Aaand that's enough internet for one day.

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