5 Celebrities With Disguises As Shit Or Worse Than Justin Bieber's Fake Moustache

Justin Bieber wore a fake moustache this weekend. And a fake beard. And a wig. And one of his plaid shirts from 2010. The overall effect of the disguise was... shit. It was parody. It was performance art. It was a retrospective look at his own past, a desperate plea to get milk without getting chased by a pack of teenagers, whilst willing attention to be drawn towards himself because his disguise was so fucking terrible.#NowPlaying @justinbieber on @wearefreeradio who wins the award for WORST celebrity disguise ever!!! pic.twitter.com/pS6bJibWHD— JD and Roisin (@jdfreeradio) October 11, 2016

It looks more like the result of an entertaining half hour in a party shop than a conscious effort in commoner's disguise. We'll never know why he did it.

Vídeo de Justin disfarçado em Amsterdã, Holanda (07/10) pic.twitter.com/svuZ8n3CDi— Portal Bieber Brasil (@portal_bieberBR) October 7, 2016

But he's not actually the worst offender when it comes to celebrity disguises. Stars will go to great ends in order to go out without getting papped, surprise unsuspecting fans, or just chill at Coachella. So even if they don't surpass Bieber for their shitness, these disguises are at least as bad. Because a fake goatee takes a heck of a lot to beat.

Pete Wentz
The Fall Out Boy bassist dressed up as 'Vlad' the donut baker as part of a "viral" marketing campaign for 'Folie a Deux'. It is sooo 2008: Yellow skinny jeans, lingering candid shots of the Hollywood boulevard a la The Hills, and dreadful scripted dialogue, presumably written by Wentz himself, or his edgy PR team, desperate to entertain the Myspace generation.

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Dustin Hoffman

Dustin Hoffman is a class A troll when it comes to messing with the press. Dip a toe in the internet and you'll find countless examples of him ducking behind telephone boxes, or signposts, to avoid getting 'spotted'. His best disguise, however, was his take on the old 'shopping bag on the head' trick. He even made himself some eye-holes. Master of espionage.

Dustin Hoffman fucking with paparazzi in Paris pic.twitter.com/j8vFoHmuDi

— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) August 2, 2016

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo has had several shit disguises over the years. This usually involves a hideous hat and some aviators, but he upped the ante for Coachella 2014. Are those underpants on his face? Are they clean?

"@CoachellaFSHN: Leonardo Dicaprio pic.twitter.com/wMOBmXZd9E" Leonardo DiCaprio, the king of disguise.

— hannah (@misfortunized) April 15, 2014

Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe

Like DiCaprio, Ron and Harry just wanted to kick it at a festival and avoid becoming the centre of attention. They went to see Frank Carter's set with Growler. Hermione wasn't there to make them any Polyjuice potion, so they wore helmets and goggles instead. Because that is just standard at Reading.

Robbie Williams

A constant enigma, here Robbie Williams wears a plastic mask to avoid getting noticed at Heathrow Airport. So that's Robbie Williams in a mask replica of his own face, like a terrifying game of celebrity inception.

Robbie Williams wears a disguise but unfortunately looks like Ewan Mc Gregor pic.twitter.com/KFlClQRwlS

— Krypto Facto (@thelongshadow1) June 3, 2013

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