"As soon as I hear there's a famous penis out there, I am the first person to ravenously devour it online."
While promoting his new animated movie Sausage Party, Seth Rogen stopped by Watch What Happens Live to discuss — what else — Orlando Bloom's and Justin Bieber's competing naked vacation pictures. As you remember/have bookmarked, Orlando recently went naked paddle boarding with Katy Perry, while Justin let it all hang out while skinny-dipping in Hawaii with Sahara Ray. Andy Cohen asked Seth to weigh in "as a straight guy" on which penis was better, which Seth happily agreed to do. "As soon as I hear there's a famous penis out there, I am the first person to ravenously devour it online," Seth explained.
"I've seen Justin's before, so maybe I was just like, 'I've been there done that a little bit,'" Seth continued, referring to the last time Justin's penis cameoed in a paparazzi shot. "And it's a wonderful one! But Orlando's, I was really happy with. Good for him." Seth ultimately decided that he thinks Orlando's is bigger, because he's "probably a bigger guy, and proportionally his penis still looked to scale." This seems like a plausible theory, but only Justin and Orlando can confirm for sure. Also, kudos to Seth for saying all of this on television and tacitly admitting that he, like a lot of America, spent a lot of time thinking about this over the weekend.
Now please let's take a moment for Seth's dog Zelda, who sat on Seth's lap during the show for some reason. She had this to say about the penises:
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