ALERT, ALERT. We have all just been mass-sexted by Justin Bieber. Again. And in the usual JB fashion.
Justin shared yet another shirtless selfie on Instagram, for, um, reasons. Maybe he's taking down body-shaming, proving that men with abs and tattoos should proudly show off their bodies, too? Maybe it's meant for Selena? Maybe he was just feeling himself?
The third option applies literally. This shirtless photo is a little different from the others in that Justin is grabbing his penis.
Yup. Yup. Yuuuuup. That's Justin. Grabbing his peen and taking a selfie. This seems normal. This is fine. Aaaaall good over here. Not getting flashbacks of when he sang 'Baby'. Nope.
But on a side note: sweet wardrobe set-up, bro. Liking the mini-fridge.
Alongside the dick-grabbing one, Justin Bieber shared a series of selfies, in which he looks a bit gloomy in every single one.
I mean, really. He's lounging here. Why cry, Biebz? U ok hun? Missing the squirrels?
WHAT MESSAGE ARE YOU TRYING TO SEND?
Aren't you enjoying your adventures?
Is this not the life you dreamed of?
You guys. We hate to say this. You know we do. But could it be that Justin Bieber is a massive downer on holidays? No WAY are we inviting him on that trip to the south of France now. He'll just be taking moody selfies the whole time - even when we take him to mini golf. Dreams: ruined.
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